20050730



Heh, in our series 'found in the office freezer'. This bread is uber-kosher, and it's gotta be good for body _and_ soul. Is probably tax-detuctable, too. Fact is better tnah fiction, you can't even make shit like this up!! :)
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20050725

What the **** is going on in here?!

Recent annoying examples of useless/wrong/stoopid censorship in the Uljaista
Kaunein:
- Sex in GTA San Andreas!! Uh-oh, kids might access some sexual grinding
with a special mod. Ohmigod!! Call the police, your representatives, and the
Gaming Industry! WTF, if your kids are playing GTA in the first place, sex
should be the last & least concern in your mind. So _now_ they're pulling the games off
the shelves, putting them under lock & key, and punishing the game makers.
- blurring of middle fingers even on cable channels (MTV, SciFi etc)
- changing harmless dialogue in Austin Powers: "I never forget a pussy...
cat" was, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, altered to "I never forget a
kitty... cat". Gimme a friggin' break here!
- Playing butchered hits on radio, like Gwen Stefani's 'Hollaback', where they have to sensor every one of the approximately 1250 'shits' in the song... What's the point, really?

This is nothing new, of course, just thought I'd rant a tad.
I'm laughing on the outside, crying in the inside ;P

20050716

Heh, went to a bar yesterday. The bouncer at the door checked the ID's of the guys in front of us. He glanced quickly in the bar and told the would-be patron: 'We've got cops in there, and this ID looks kinda fake, so I'm not letting you in.' The guy trying in looked at the bouncer, at his friend, at us, grinned and could only laugh it off with 'Yeah, sounds fair ;)'
So as we got in, there sure were unda-cova cops raiding the place, and apparently the bartender got a fine for serving for under-agers. But right next to a big U like Columbia, what can one expect? Kids gotta get their beer somewheres, even if they're not legal yet...

20050711

Hello again. I'm trying a new format and a new location. But jokes are still stale!

Testing, texting... These pics are from Cycle Messenger World Championships. I was able to catch the last day of competitions in the Kissena velodrome in Queens. Fun & good times were had by all, not least by the younger generations shown here :) This was on July 4th, which turned out to be a perfect summer day in the City!

Fancy prizes.


Single speed fixed-gear bikes were the order of the day. This here is a standing start or something.


Round 'n round they go.


Um... testing