Dustbowl, Central Park. 95F/35C, Heat Index 105F/40C Add dust & sweat, mix. Fortunately our post-game bar lets us in even looking like this :) On days like this, I have to clean my bathtub after a soak-in...
What you need to do is follow the example of race drivers and the like. Bring some champagne, celebrate victory (or commiserate defeat), spray freely, have a sip, and proceed clean and fragrant to the good establishment!
Mahwellous idea! I did spot some playas sipping brewski ("The other bubbly alcoholic drink!") during the game. Unfortunately no-one thought of utilising the beer and popsicles as washing aids! As this was the All-Stars vs. Almost-All-Stars game, some kind of fancy official shenanigans would've been nice :)
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What you need to do is follow the example of race drivers and the like. Bring some champagne, celebrate victory (or commiserate defeat), spray freely, have a sip, and proceed clean and fragrant to the good establishment!
Pip pip,
Wensworth
Mahwellous idea!
I did spot some playas sipping brewski ("The other bubbly alcoholic drink!") during the game. Unfortunately no-one thought of utilising the beer and popsicles as washing aids!
As this was the All-Stars vs. Almost-All-Stars game, some kind of fancy official shenanigans would've been nice :)
Ta ta,
Paddlewick
...you dirty finns... even washing yourselves in alchool now! ;)
OikOik
Au contraire, mon amigo! Alcool keeps you squeeky klean, don't you see!? You must've heard the 'brushing-my-teeth-with-Stoli' a few times by now :)
m"cleanliness is godliness"b
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